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The perfect hat to throw on when you don't want to run into people at the grocery store

🖤 ABOUT US

Welcome to [For Wednesday’s Child] – where each item is made just for you! 💫

Orders ship directly from our production partner for fast delivery. Multiple items may ship separately.

Please note:
• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings

🧵 MATERIALS & SIZE

100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Unisex/one size. Fits most heads! Circumference 20-22" (50.8 cm–56 cm)

🚚 SHIPPING

All items are made to order

Production time: 2–5 business days

Shipping time: 3–5 business days via USPS

Need it sooner? Send us a message before placing your order!

📌 POLICIES

Because our items are custom made, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged or defective. Please contact us right away with images of the item to receive a replacement or refund!

Questions? Message us anytime! We'd love to chat with you! 💌

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M O R E

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With love,
[For Wednesday's Child]